Even though I can’t see, I’m
very glad I have enough useful vision for a good view of this next part because
it was hilarious. At this point everyone had abandoned the dance floor and I’m
not sure who got the idea first, but Adam and Matt raided the photo booth for
props. I believe Adam took a Star Wars storm trooper mask, and Matt took a Batman
mask. I could have them backwards, but what matters is I tell you what they
looked like. I obviously couldn’t see the masks, but I saw the ensuing hijinks.
I think Adam started doing some crazy dance first, and then Matt walked out, at
which point they began a crazy person’s dance off.
I can’t really describe it,
because I’m only good at making those up. Anyway, take it from me it was
hilarious, and I hope someone has video of it. During their performance, no one
else went on the dance floor, and they got a round of applause when they
finished. After that, people trickled back onto the floor, so I guess those two
accomplished their mission. Later on Facebook I saw Matt’s status and the
timestamp seemed to be about right, it read an unattended photo booth and a
dance floor in need of some action, hmm…
I saw several people checking
smart phones, and probably more I couldn’t see. Call me a fuddy-duddy, but I
think the world can fall apart perfectly well without a status update. I
understand some people need to check their phones for work, but the world will
survive without knowing the composition of what you had for dinner.
As I said, people commenced
trickling back onto the dance floor, and I guess others went to the Photo
Booth. Eventually, Bryan’s girlfriend Jen came back and dragged us all, my two
other cousins, my aunt and myself to the Photo Booth and I donned a Thor mask
because I’m just that awesome. When we brought the picture back, my mother
thought it was hysterical because I had such a serious expression on. Jen told
me not to smile, and that’s precisely what I did.
At some point, they cut the
cake, and did whatever ritual surrounds it. Some people got up to get a closer
view, but I have two problems, I’m short, and I wouldn’t be able to see
anything anyway. The cake was quite good, so I hope Mark and Jess store the
leftovers well. Otherwise, I might have to hurt them for abuse of chocolate.
The night wore on, and then the
last of us went downstairs to catch the shuttle Endeavor back to our hotels. On
the shuttle, it was decided we’d go back to our separate hotels instead of
carrying a smaller party somewhere else. So we all dispersed to our separate
locations, and Grandpa resumed his survey of the cosmos.